B'Day Gets Bad Review

The Washington Post gave B'Day a mediocore review. Boo.

"Some things only take two weeks. Growing a Chia Pet, for instance. Crafting a career-defining pop album? That usually takes a little longer. Don't tell Beyonce, who celebrated her 25th birthday yesterday with the release of "B'Day," a 10-track affair she whipped up earlier this summer in a mere fortnight.

And it shows. Following "Dangerously in Love," her stunning 2003 solo debut, "B'Day" feels slapdash and despondent, her exceptional vocal talents barely compensating for the lack of blood, sweat and mascara-stained tears. These songs are likable, but from the R&B chanteuse par excellence we expect pop revelations. After hearing "B'Day," we can only assume Beyonce has put more effort into preparing toaster waffles."

posted by Side H @ 1:01 PM